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A pocket-sized Bluetooth mouse that nudges your cursor every 25–45 seconds. Your computer stays awake. Your status stays active. No software on your machine — your OS just sees a regular Bluetooth mouse.

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Why Squirm

Built like a real mouse.
Behaves like a good co-worker.

1

Looks like a real mouse

Pairs over Bluetooth like any HID mouse. No drivers. No apps. No background processes for IT to find. Mac, Windows, Linux, Chromebook, iPad — they all just see a Bluetooth mouse and shrug.

2

One pixel at a time

Sends a 1-pixel nudge, drift-bounded to ±3 pixels. The cursor never wanders off your screen, the OS counts it as activity, and your eyes won't even register the motion.

3

Configure from any phone

Each Squirm broadcasts its own Wi-Fi setup network, on at all times. Connect with your phone, retune intervals, rename it, even mid-jiggle. No app to install.

4

Set a timer, walk away

Tell Squirm to nudge for 90 minutes and stop. It keeps the connection alive — your host doesn't see a disconnect — it just goes quiet. The status LED slow-blinks to say "I'm done." Or set duration to 0 and let it run forever.

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Actual size, pinky promise
Actual size

Fits in a palm.
Disappears in a bag pocket.

Roughly the size of a stick of gum. Small enough to live next to your charger, in your laptop sleeve, or in a desk drawer at the office you forgot you had a desk at.

vs. the alternatives

Other jigglers leave fingerprints.
Squirm leaves nothing.

Software jigglers

  • Run as a process on your machine
  • Show up in Task Manager / Activity Monitor
  • Leave logs your IT team can find
  • Often need admin / install permission
  • MDM and EDR agents can flag and block them

USB platter jigglers

  • Need a free USB port (gone in a hot-desk world)
  • Visibly spin and click
  • Locked-down USB policies block them
  • One name, one vibe, no customization
  • You can't reconfigure without unplugging

Squirm

  • Looks like a Bluetooth mouse. Nothing more.
  • Zero software installed on your computer
  • Wireless — sits in a drawer, in your bag, anywhere
  • Per-unit name and intervals, retune any time
Setup

Out of the box to jiggling in 90 seconds.

1

Plug in

USB-C to anything that gives 5V. A laptop, a phone charger, a wall wart, a battery pack.

2

Pair Bluetooth

Open Bluetooth settings, look for Squirm-XXXX, click pair. Done.

3

Connect to its Wi-Fi

From your phone. Same network name. Password: letsquirm. The setup page pops up automatically.

4

Tune & forget

Pick a name, set min/max interval, optionally set a duration. Hit save. That's it.

No companion app. No account. No cloud. No telemetry.

Want the full tour? Read the user manual →

Specs

The small print.

ChipCustom firmware (BLE 5 + Wi-Fi)
PowerUSB-C, ~5V from anything
Range~10m line-of-sight, BLE class 2
OSmacOS, Windows, Linux, ChromeOS, iPadOS
SizeSmaller than a stick of gum
LEDColor-coded status (RGB) or single yellow (mono)
Setup APWifi
UpdatesOver Wi-Fi, from your phone
TelemetryNone. The device has never heard of the internet.
Ships withA unique name. A blank pairing slot. Zero opinions.
FAQ

Things people whisper-ask.

Will my IT department detect this?

Squirm doesn't run any software on your computer. From your machine's perspective, it's a Bluetooth mouse — the same HID profile as a Magic Mouse or a Logitech. There's nothing to detect because there's nothing installed. That said: we're firmware engineers, not lawyers. Check your employer's policy before you use one at work.

Does it work with my Mac / Windows / Linux laptop?

Yes. macOS, Windows 10/11, Linux, ChromeOS, even iPadOS. Anything that pairs a Bluetooth mouse will pair Squirm. We use a standard HID mouse profile and bonded LE pairing — the same flow you've already done a hundred times.

Does the cursor actually move? Won't I see it?

One pixel. Every 25 to 45 seconds, on average. The cursor's running offset is bounded to ±3 pixels — when it drifts to the edge of that bound, the next nudge steps back toward origin. So it stays effectively in place while still satisfying every "actual movement" check the OS runs.

Why Wi-Fi for setup instead of an app?

Because apps require app stores, accounts, updates, permissions, and trust we don't deserve. Wi-Fi captive portals work on every device with a browser, never go out of date, and don't need your phone to talk to a server we run. Squirm is intentionally a sealed loop — your phone, the device, and that's it.

Can I pair more than one?

Yes — each Squirm has its own unique name, so your laptop sees them as distinct mice. Pair as many as you want. Some people run one at the office and one at home, named accordingly.

What happens if it loses power?

It re-pairs automatically the next time it gets power and reconnects to your computer in seconds. Your settings (name, intervals, duration) persist. Bluetooth bonds persist. The duration timer resets — that's intentional, so a power blip doesn't burn through your budget.

Word on the street

People who stopped explaining.

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One Squirm. One unique name. One USB-C cable. Your computer thinks you're typing. Your status stays green. Your screensaver gives up.

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